brokeNCYDE: I'm Not A Fan... But the Kids Like It!

Lol, thats the best review yet. 10/10 for effort, or lack thereof.

Now if you start doing video reviews all the kids are going to want one, namely me!

"or lack thereof?"

He spent four hours putting that together!

I loved that episode too. Stylish work there Aidan.

I've not heard of brokencyde before but this made me LOL.

That was fantastic sir.

Hahahaha.

You're a douche.

hahahhahha

That is probably the best review I've seen on this album. I was a little worried you were gonna give this a 4/10 or something. Great review!

The sad thing is that the review was better than the album itself, no offense intended to the reviewer.

"Screamo-crunk." What a joke.

Reviewer is probably a 40 year old anime nerd who lives in his parent's basement and jerks off to cartoon porn all the time. He probably got jealous of the people who can actually get real girls and he was angry that he doesn't have any booty call.

Just saying...

Close, he's 26.

How did he know about the Hentai fixation though?

Spooky!

I would like to pull 'real girls' like Brokencyde, but then I don't live anywhere near a primary school, so it's difficult. There is a window-lickers academy four miles down the road, so [crosses fingers] one can hope.

Couldn't agree more. The band truly does hurt my ears. I may be "drinkin' the Haterade", but this band deserves all the criticism it is getting. And I like how the fans try to vehemently defend their (non-existent) musical merits... I doubt the band really cares how much heat they are getting since they are moving records to the Hop Topic crowd no problem.

Either way, I will just close my attention to this "crunkcore" genre for now, and hope it is just this current generation's equivalent to the boy bands of yesteryear.

This is by far THE worst album ever made since music's beginning's. The name of the album is the most intelligent thing from the album, and it only states the obvious. Even though a lot of kids DON'T like BrokeNCYDE (BrokeNSUCK.)

This is the biggest joke on the planet. The lyrics are atrocious (you make my pee-pee hard {not from this album, but still from this shitty as all hell band})

After listening to Booty Call I had to run to my bathroom, purge, hide under my bed, pull all my hair out, and claw away at my ears.

In fact, I went to f.y.e., Hot Topic, and Barnes and Noble and Borders and took all copies of this CD and put them in the backrows of "Inspirational," "Healing and Easy Listening," and then the trash bin. I suggest you do the same. Only put them by like Aiden, Hannah Montana, Good Charlotte, and other shitty bands so no one will have to suffer a fate worse than chinese water torture, sleep deprivation, and 1500 volts to the testicles every seconds all at once.

Crunkcore will be the death of us all... (that's to you Se7en)

I am a mother and I listen to BrokeNCYDE. I am very sick of everyone hating on them I have been to their concert and met them, they are very polite, heck my mother even liked them. Stop hating just because they are different.

Yes, mum.

Haha Im Even A Brokencyde Fan & I Ended Up Laughing At This.

Good job on the video dude, I totally agree! Brokencyde are a fucking joke band, and a horrible one at that! I hope to god that this isn't the future of rock music.

"SHAKE IT LIKE SUM CHOCOLATE MILK!" is probably one of the worst lines to be put in a song in the past ten years, and that is saying a lot considering all the brutal rap they've got playing nowadays, but Brokencyde takes the cake for biggest joke of a band I've seen. What a hilarious group of guys.

wow, just the clip in the review was more than i can take of that trash.

I hate to sound like a stiff...

but i really hate it when people defend this trash band. Especially when they resort to insulting people who criticize this sound, it is really immature. Besides anyone who listens to this becuase it sings bluntly about sex has insecurity issues or immature.

This is a low point in music and the fact that people listen & protect to this is evidence of degeneration. What ever happened to classiness, being sutle, using real vocabulary?

to anyone that wants to defend this band, please give a reason to why you like them? the fact that they are different doesn't change the fact that they are shit. they are "pioneering" a new shitty genre that is destroying the idea of music.

I ONCE POPPED A HUUUUUGEEE PIMPLE AND IT A BUNCH OF PUSS CAME OUT. DONT WALK IN THE RAIN WITH YOUR CONVERSE OR ELSE THEY'LL GO SQUEAK-SQUEAK! =]]]]]]

This band is a disgrace to existence.

Homer's "Spiderpig" sounded better than them. I first heard about them 2 days ago and my ears are now deaf due to the blood clots.

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All the comments above from people that don't like it are a bit dramatic and somewhat childish, just because you don't like it doesn't mean someone else wont, you seem to act like your opinions are fact.

At any rate, love them or hate them they're still getting the attention they're after and shifting records, simply astounding.

Greatest. Review. Of. All. Time.

Honestly, brokeNCYDE is just about the biggest disgrace to music. This is coming from a musician who ENJOYS hardcore and hip-hop. Hell, I can listen to Job for a Cowboy and Dr. Dre back-to-back no problem. But this... is wrong. BECAUSE IT ISN'T GENUINE. Hollywood Undead - same genre, but in some songs, you can tell that they actually mean what they're saying. Yeah, some of their songs are stupid, but in songs like "Undead" and "Young", THEY MEAN IT. There's a time to be tongue-in-cheek and a time to be musicians. brokeNCYDE aren't musicians, they're a joke.

You fucking shithead. You don't know the first thing about crunkcore; we put a lot of time and effort into this CD, and it's one of the crunkiest releases of the year. We better not catch you around at any shows, because if my crew sees you, you'll wish you never got out of bed that day. Oh, and to everyone who actually CARES about this record, listen up! Thanks to everybody who bought it already but for those who have not been able to find it, try TARGET, yes TARGET is stocking it for ONLY $6.99 and you get TWO CDS. The bonus CD has new and rare tracks from BROKENBREED, CYDE, BODY BROKE, CYDES LAW and 16 others! Please bug your local stores to carry it or try BEST BUY, TOWER, VIRGIN, FYE and the other chains!!! Check my Myspace page for more info!

I loved it...10 isn't enough i can't figure out a number high enough...and the band sucks balls...so...idc if they are polite or w/e...they sound like monkeys being slaughtered with a butter knife then while still alive ripped apart slowly

I loved this review. I can't believe Brokencyde's album actually broke into the top 100. Unbelievable. Brokencyde are shit.

Oh no, somebody doesn't like my band, I must threaten physical violence! What are you, 12?

The only reason anyone from SG would be at a BrokeNCYDE show is if the fate of the world depended on us gaining the motivation to gouge out our own ears... on second thoughts, just let the damn thing burn.

Well Jamey, it wasn't putting time into it. It was time wasted. Brokencyde fucking blows, and that's putting it mildly. They're on a level with the Jonas Brothers. Brokencyde is a disgrace to the crunk genre as a whole. If anyone wanted to listen to REAL crunk, they'd listen to Lil Jon, Ying Yang Twins, Lil Scrappy, Trillville, Pastor Troy, YoungBloodZ, anything like that, NOT Brokencyde.

Brokencyde lawlz. They're sooo br00tal :)